Evermore (The Immortals, #1)

Evermore (The Immortals, #1) The First Book In Alyson No L S Extraordinary New Immortals Series Enter An Enchanting New World, Where True Love Never DiesAfter A Horrible Accident Claims The Lives Of Her Family, Sixteen Year Old Ever Bloom Can See People S Auras, Hear Their Thoughts, And Know Someone S Entire Life Story By Touching Them Going Out Of Her Way To Avoid Human Contact To Suppress Her Abilities, She Has Been Branded A Freak At Her New High School But Everything Changes When She Meets Damen Auguste.Damen Is Gorgeous, Exotic And Wealthy He S The Only One Who Can Silence The Noise And Random Energy In Her Head Wielding A Magic So Intense, It S As Though He Can Peer Straight Into Her Soul As Ever Is Drawn Deeper Into His Enticing World Of Secrets And Mystery, She S Left With Questions Than Answers And She Has No Idea Just Who He Really Is Or What He Is The Only Thing She Knows To Be True Is That She S Falling Deeply And Helplessly In Love With Him. How To Write Popular YA Supernatural Literature AND Defile Your Spirit Based on the popular YA novel, Ever, and aided by countlesslike it, I have compiled an easy to read and follow list of rules for writing a popular series and being able to sell out your soul at the same time Does that sound too convenient Well, it s unbelievably easy to do if you follow my quick and easy program 1 Create an Outcast Heroine.It s important that your primarily female teenage audience can relate to How To Write Popular YA Supernatural Literature AND Defile Yo
THE EVERMORE DRINKING GAME It looks like you ve picked up the Ever Drinking Game, for whichever reason but if it s because you have an interest in reading Ever I strongly advise against it, for your sanity s sake However, if you re still not convinced to stay the hell away from this book , the Ever Drinking Game is here to make your reading experience as enjoyable as possible because trust me, you won t find anything enjoyable in this book without it The rules for the Evermor THE EVERMORE DRINKING GAME It looks like you ve picked up the Ever Drinking Game, for whichever reason but if it s because you have an interest in reading Ever I strongly a
Hokay So Instead of reviewing the book, I ve decided I m just going to review the whole series right here.It is, and I say this without even an ounce of doubt, the worst series I have ever read Of all the worst things, this is absolutelyThere will be spoilers in this review, but you know, who the fuck cares I wasted my time reading this whole series, because it was basically for nothing I recently realized that all of Ever s struggles in this series are only for the sole purpose so that sh Hokay So Instead of reviewing the book, I ve decided I m just going to review the whole series right here.It is, and I say this without even an ounce of doubt, the worst series I have ever read Of all the worst things, this is absolutelyThere will be spoilers in this review, but you know, who the fuck cares I wasted my time reading this whole series, because it was basically for nothing I recently realized that all of Ever s struggles in this series are only for the sole purpose so that she can break the curse that s been preventing them to have sex Thus eventually having sex Which they do, in the last book s ending, predictably.Ever is the stupidest heroine in the history of YA Every book ends with her making stupid choice after stupid choice In Blue Moon, she listened to the bad guy, thus unleashing the curse that I was talking about earlier In
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Ever is a wonderful book No, seriously, I mean that Disregard the one star rating I ve given it and hear me out, dang it It s wonderful in the sense that it makes Twilight look like a masterpiece of literature In fact, Ever is a terrible rip off of Twilight in the same way that most of the really popular YA novels from 2005 2010 were Girl moves to a new town Girl meets boy Boy turns out to be a vampire werewolf fairy some other mythological being that the author clearly only resea Ever is a wonderful book No, seriously, I mean that Disregard the one star rating I ve given it and hear me out, dang it It s wonderful in the sense that it makes Twilight look like a masterpiece of literature In fact, Ever is a terrible rip off of Twilight in the same way that most of the really popular YA novels from 2005 2010 were Girl moves to a new town Girl meets boy Boy turns out to be a vampire werewolf fairy some other mythological being that the author clearly only researched through Wikipedia If you thought Bella Swan was an annoying protagonist, then wait until you meet Ever Bloom I despise this character with the heat of ten thousand suns going into supernova She is hideous Absolutely hideous.Her friends, and her love interest Damen for that matter, aren t that much better either In fact, I don t remember liking any of them
No Just no Absolutely not I could NOT continue this book The only minute thing I found interesting was that the car accident managed to knock the dog s balls off somehow Other than that, I couldn t stand anyNo no no no no Hell fucking shit no. Back when I read this book, I didn t know what snark was Now that I do hehehehehehehe Now that I do and now that I remember everything that bothered me about this book, I shall write snark Yes, I shall.Mmmm snark.So let me explain what I thought I was reading with this excellent meme Ah, yes How Ever utterly reminded me of Bella Swan, I cannot explain in this review I just cannot And how Damen reminded me of Edward Cullen, I cannot explain in this review I JUST CANNOT The re Back when I read this book, I didn t know what snark was Now that I do hehehehehehehe Now that I do and now that I remember everything that bothered me about this book, I shall write snark Yes, I shall.Mmmm snark.So let me explain what I thought I was reading with this excellent meme Ah, yes How Ever utterly reminded me of Bella Swan, I cannot explain in this review I just cannot And how Damen reminded me of Edward Cullen, I cannot explain in this review I JUST
Having satisfied my curiosity about this popular YA series, I can safely scratch the rest of the books and their author off my TBR list forever.The book starts off OK mind reading, auras, family drama, but very swiftly becomes just another pathetic Twilight rip off Same worn out story of an insecure girl falling for a mysteriou
This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers To view it, click here I rewrote most of the review, for I didn t like the old one Feel free to Unlike it if you don t agree with my present draft It s such a shame This book has such a beautiful cover It doesn t really make sense, but it s still pretty I was immediately curious when I saw it, and wanted to use it decorate my book shelf.Little did I know that the amazing cover was only hiding the shit that lay inside.I can t tell who I despisein this book Damen or Ever Probably
This book warrants a full on, GIF ridden review You ve been warned.Let me start out by saying this So..We have Ever Yeah, EVER Who names their kid EVER There was also Honor, Haven and Stacia, but I digress Anyway, who would play Ever in the movie A light switch Think about it She loves him, she hates him She loves him, she hates him She loves him, she wants to barf at the sight of him.So she almost died and now she has psychic powers Which, by psychic powers, she means being re This book warrants a full on, GIF ridden review You ve been warned.Let me start out by saying this So..We have Ever Yeah, EVER Who names their kid EVER There was also Honor, Haven and Stacia, but I digress Anyway, who would play Ever in the movie A light switch Think about it She loves him, she hates him She loves him, she hates him She loves him, she wants to barf at the sight of him.So she almost died and now she has psychic powers Which, by psychic powers, she means being restricted to only wearing hoodies, acting like a total

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  • Paperback
  • 301 pages
  • Evermore (The Immortals, #1)
  • Alyson Noel
  • English
  • 01 January 2017
  • 031253275X